Teuta

Teuta of House Caesarea

Pronouns	She/Her
Clan	Lamia
Sect	Independent Alliance
Social Class	Pretender Elder
Morality	Humanity
Lineage	House Caesarea
Position(s)	Pirate Queen (Prince)

Further Information

Description

Teuta is 6'2", dark-haired, with Mediterranean complexion. She is usually attired in something at least vaguely ridiculous, often including an eyepatch that isn't over either of her two good eyes, just sitting on her forehead. She looks vibrant and alive, which allows her to blend in with mortals and neonates. It also allows her to imbibe grog, like a proper pirate.

Her name is pronounced "tay-OO-tuh."

Timeline

• 1375: Born
• 1431: Embraced
• 1444: Giovanni destroy "all" of the Cappadocians and Lamia; Teuta takes up a life of piracy, claiming to be a Caitiff
• 2018: Teuta emerges as an open, public Lamia along with others of House Caesarea

Rumors

• Teuta met Stephen Cox at a college party in 2017. He claims Teuta’s drunken flirtations were embarrassing her, so he stepped in to be her wingman. Teuta very passionately denies this.
• Teuta takes costuming very seriously. She once dressed up as Furiosa and seriously chopped her own arm off.
• She learned how to talk to animals by capturing a seagull and not it letting it go for 6 months until she could understand it.
• She coined the term "trashfire"
  

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Quotes

• "How dare you disrespect the Wu-Tang Clan. They are noble warriors of truth and freedom!" - Teuta
  
• "By the grace of the Dark Mother, I see not only are you alive, but just as fierce as ever, Teuta. But maybe you should place the knife away. While I'm usually up for stabbing each other with rusted knives as part of a happy reunion, we probably should save that for a more private atmosphere." - Sevinch
  
• "Whoop whoop good sir." - Teuta
• "December 31, 1982. What a most wonderful evening, cuore mio. Let us do it again in 10 years? We'll make it a tradition." - Gabriella
• "10/10 would learn a lesson from her again. She really knows how to teach one" - Kelly Cassidy
• "If you told me two hundred years ago that someone threatening to stab me would put a smile on my face, I would have called you a fool for daring such an insult. Perhaps that is the gift Teuta has given me, the ability to still be surprised after all these years." - Nissim Melamed
• "Nënë is a knife wielding blessing to this world, and you'll just have to accept that." - Eleanor "El" Bisset-Caesarea
• "Do you remember? The year was 2010. It was such a beautiful, clear night! You took me into your arms as we watched the yacht sink slowly under the water. Yet another memorable birthday gift that I will never forget." - Gabriella
• "Some people come into your life and never leave; Teuta came into my life, upended everything, and then disappeared into the night like a thief with my heart. It was a long time before I was able to even ponder the idea of love again." - Aoife Kennedy
• "Why, WHY are you like this? How are you such an unbelievable trash fire and still alive?" - Stephen Cox
• "Teuta pulled me out of a literal fire, put a weapon in my hand and taught me to be free… What I’m saying is that I’ll happily pop your head like a grape if she asks me to and never lose a wink of sleep over it." - Fiadh
• "There is only beauty in brass tacks." -Banks
• "Not sure I can say the nice things I want without blushing and fumbling." - Finley Welles
• "December 31st, 2020." - Gabriella
• "Many have the desire to fight, but what sort of being so desires bloodshed that they would beg favor of another for that opportunity? One that I'd rather not cross, I can assure you." - Michael De Luca
• "Such beauty and pain. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." Revinaka
• "Meeting Teuta was a bright spot in my life, and it's stayed that way the entire time. She is fierce, protective, joyous, and unrestrained, all of which are things I aspire to. She stole my heart when she took my side in an important argument, so, I'm basically lost to all other loves forever, now. Ope." - Dr. Marcel Trevisani
• "Teuta is... well, Teuta is hard to explain. Like, she's awesome, but also terrifying in that 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' way. I guess to explain it better, she sees the best potential for people and has no qualms about getting them there. Sometimes that means she nurtures and helps them. Other times, their best potential is dead." - Jay
• "People say if she stabs you, you're friends. But all I've gotten is a hug, so pretty sure I'm on some sort of list of hers." - Kenneth Bilge
• "I don't think I'll ever understand Teuta, but for once that's really okay. She's a person I'd love to keep on trying to figure out for a long, long time." - Evelyn Mitchell-Vykos
• "Nobody has seen Teuta in a bar fight." - Nobody
  

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OOC Information

Player	Annie Blitzen
Pronouns	She/Her
MES #	US2018100133
Domain	GA-010-D
Storyteller	Saleem Halabi (interim)