Lynda DiAmbrosio

Name: Lynda DiAmbrosio Clan: Ministry Social Standing: Neonate Sect: Independent Alliance Morality: Path Adherent Pronouns: She/Her Notable Traits: Dark angled bob hairstyle Titles and Statuses: Diamondback Empress at LyfeWare The MILF of New Milford Enlightened status Notorious Description: The Notorious Lynda is a middle-aged woman with dark angled bob hair, flashy ostentatious jewelry, tight-fitting athleisure wear, and a thick New Jersey accent. She seems to always have a glass of bloodwine in her hand. Despite looking inherently inhuman and unsettling (Path Adherent, which she attempts to compensate for with excessive orange spray tan), she manages to immerse herself in Mortal suburban culture with what seems to be resounding success. Timeline: Born: Loretta DiAmbrosio in Fairfield, New Jersey, 1910 Ghouled: 1950 Embraced: 1955, by Cynthia "Cyn" Harris, her MLM upline and one of the founders of LyfeWare; changed name Fully indoctrinated into the Path of Ecstasy: 1957 Sired first "downline" childer: 1963, Sandra (NPC, non-local), Rhode Island Ghouled Penny (NPC): 1989, Utah Moved to Connecticut: 2021 Moved to New Jersey: 2023 Loretta was your average 1950s housewife from New Jersey who was recruited into a Multi-Level Marketing Scheme, Lyfeware. She got in on the ground floor, recruited by her friend, Cynthia, who was one of the founders. She found herself a natural saleswoman who reveled in the parties, selling housewares and wellness products. Cyn took keen notice and offered Loretta a promotion that few could ever reach: Diamondback Empress status at Lyfeware. It involved more than just maintaining a downline and sales goals, though. It required a much deeper sacrifice. She was given a taste of what this life could offer her, and she spent a few years as Cyn’s Ghoul, learning the teachings of Lyfeware. They were simple and to be followed in every aspect of her life: Lyve. Laugh. Love. After living up to these tenets and recruiting many people to the company, our favorite #BossBabe was able to finally reach Diamondback Empress status, and was Embraced by Cyn, taking the new name Lynda. Immediately, she was instructed to Ghoul her first husband, Jeff, so he wouldn’t ask any questions. Then, she was shown how much she could possibly live, laugh, and love. She essentially became the friendly neighborhood drug dealer, introducing whole towns of housewives to "chemical assistance" that could make their everyday lives a bit more manageable and enjoyable. The houseware parties often devolved into drunken debauchery and lesbianism, all shrouded in hushed whispers as the ~respectable suburban moms~ would come home from a late night out with freshly-powdered noses and arms full of new dishes to their unaware husbands. She is well known for providing all sorts of "wellness products" to help "boost energy" and "manage stress" that contain various types of narcotics and stimulants. And if one of her trusted downline members reported that her darling husband was making it hard for her to live, laugh, or love, Lynda would provide her with special "vitamins and supplements" to help take care of her little problem, quietly. A few divorces later and some fudged paperwork, Lynda finds herself in the quiet suburbs of New Jersey, living in a gaudy McMansion cult compound across town from her fourth ex-husband, also named Jeff, and his kids, Jimothy and Timantha. Her nanny ghoul, Fran, takes care of the kids when she’s supposed to have custody, and Lynda is currently playing the politics of the local school board as a way to recruit new members for her downline/personal cult, with the help from her most loyal downline member, a ghoul named Penny. Playlist: 🐍🍷Bad Reputation💊😏 RUMORS: Lynda has been banned from the entire state of Utah. Bon Jovi wrote the song "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" about her. Add a rumor! QUOTES: "Why fight🤼‍♀️🥊the Beast when you can just buy it a few drinks🍻🥂and get it wasted🤪 lol, sounds like a pretty easy choice.💁‍♀️" - Lynda, on the Path of Ecstasy "I look just as human👱‍♀️ as anybody else🌎 you’d find on the Jersey Shore😎🌉🍹!" - Lynda, on her appearance as a Path Adherent "I've been trying to figure out just how she is so convincing since we first crossed paths in Trenton. I mean...look at her." - Danika Astor "...and you probably take your Prozak with a box wine fed ghoul after getting your upteenth Visc job. You aint fooling anyone hun! By the way, try a lighter tan next time..." - Luna LaVey "I had a taste of her wine. Now I want more." - Carlos Rains Add a quote! OOC Information Player: Jacqui Albin Player Pronouns: She/They Email: j.albin.27@gmail.com Mes: US2018050053 VST: CAVST.MESPrinceton@gmail.com DC: DC.MESPrinceton@gmail.com Other PCs: Dr. Almeda Reynaldo || Azabache de los Santos|| Eloise Fulton Miller