Nicholas Locke Quotes

• "Did I ever tell you about the time I infiltrated Were-Shark Island?" - Nicholas Locke
• "Did I ever tell you about the time my beloved Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great grandsire went to Carthage and was all like 'Shaka, and the walls fell'? - Nicholas Locke
• "I have a ghost sword!" - Nicholas Locke
  • F Note: The Sword's name is Belvidere. Sir Belvidere. Servin' the TEA that deserves to be cut!
• "I know you are here, Gooston, you big fucking nerd! Where's my goddamn money!" - Nicholas Locke
• "I will trade you this goose for a bottle of wine." - Nicholas Locke
• "And that is why we need to get off the Raccoon Standard! Goose Standard is the way of the future!" - Nicholas Locke

• "One of my favorites. He understands the value of small animal helpers." - Agatha Palmerstone
• "What new amusement have you brought me today, nephew?" - Pythia