Klaus von Teutoburg Rumors

• The Tyrant of Turtle Bay speaks fluent Pooka.
• Klaus walks with a limp, the result of an injury during the collapse of Goblin Town. He is tight-lipped about what happened that day, and how he managed to escape from the wreckage.
• Klaus owns a signed copy of "Panzer greift an".
• Klaus just got a forklift driver license.
• There are some very incriminating photos of the Tyrant going around, from back in his days on a Rocky Horror cast (yes, he played Frank).