Andrew Faust Rumors
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During a prominent gathering, Andrew Faust was asked to read from a work-in-progess. Two soft-hearted Seelie fled the room before he reached the halfway point. Thus far no one has verified whether the horrified Seelie threw up.
Burger King approached Faust about a promotion for "The Andrew Faust Meal." He described his favorite food pairings from the BK Lounge as, "I get onion rings and a rodeo burger. I like for the burger to have been dropped on the floor of the prep area and then left to sit around for two weeks. Oh! I also get a Diet Coke with my meal." Needless to say, Burger King thought he was having a joke with them.
