Baines Rumors
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- Baines is really a member of the Sabbat posing as Unaligned. His real name is Vilos Cohaggen.
- He's a hirable merc willing to just about anything if paid properly.
- He's really a thin-blooded caitiff.
- Baines got bored one night, and embraced a white supremacist biker gang to watch them eat each other alive.
- There may or may not be a Prince in North Dakota that wants him torpored and laid at their feet.
- Dated Courtney Love before she started dating Kurt Cobain. She stole the song Violet from him.
- Runs a cult somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains.
