Lynda DiAmbrosio
| Pronouns | she/her |
|---|---|
| Clan | Ministry |
| Sect | Independent Alliance |
| Social Class | Neonate |
| Morality | Path of Enlightenment |
Further Information
Lynda is an attractive middle-aged woman with dark angled bob hair, ostentatious jewelry, tight-fitting athleisure wear, and a thick New Jersey accent. She seems to always have a glass of bloodwine in her hand. Despite looking inherently inhuman and unsettling (Path Adherent), she manages to immerse herself in Mortal suburban culture with what seems to be resounding success.
Born: New Jersey, 1910
Ghouled: 1950
Embraced: 1955, by Cindy "Cyn" Harris, her MLM upline and one of the founders of LyfeWare
Joined the Path of Ecstasy: 1957
Sired first "downline" childer: 1963, Sandra (NPC, non-local), Rhode Island
Ghouled Penny: 1992, Scarsdale
Moved to Connecticut: 2021
Lynda was your average 1950s housewife from New Jersey who was recruited into a Multi-Level Marketing Scheme, Lyfeware. She got in on the ground floor, recruited by her best friend, Cindy, who was one of the founders. She found herself a natural saleswoman who reveled in the parties, selling housewares and wellness products. Cindy took keen notice and offered Lynda a promotion that few could ever reach: Diamond Platinum Empress status at Lyfeware. It involved more than just maintaining a downline and sales goals, though. It required a much deeper sacrifice. Lynda was given a taste of what this life could offer her, and she spent a few years as Cindy’s Ghoul, learning the teachings of Lyfeware. They were simple and to be followed in every aspect of her life: Lyve. Laugh. Love.
After living up to these tenets and recruiting many people to the company, our favorite #BossBabe was able to finally reach Diamondback Empress status, and was Embraced by Cindy. Immediately, she was instructed to Ghoul her first husband, Roland, so he wouldn’t ask any questions. Then, she was shown how much she could possibly live, laugh, and love. She essentially became the friendly neighborhood drug dealer, introducing whole towns of housewives to "chemical assistance" that could make their everyday lives a bit more manageable and enjoyable. The houseware parties often devolved into drunken debauchery and lesbianism, all shrouded in hushed whispers as the ~respectable suburban moms~ would come home from a late night out with freshly-powdered noses and arms full of new dishes to their unaware husbands.
She is well known for providing all sorts of "wellness products" to help "boost energy" and "manage stress" that contain various types of narcotics and stimulants. And if one of her trusted downline members reported that her darling husband was making it hard for her to live, laugh, or love, Lynda would provide her with special "vitamins and supplements" to help take care of her little problem, quietly. A few divorces later and some fudged paperwork, Lynda finds herself in the quiet Connecticut suburbs of New Milford, living in a gaudy McMansion cult compound across town from her fourth ex-husband, Jeff, and his kids, Jimothy and Timantha. Her nanny ghoul, Fran, takes care of the kids when she’s supposed to have custody, and Lynda is currently playing the politics of the local school board as a way to recruit new members for her downline/personal cult, with the help from her most loyal downline member, a ghoul named Penny.
"That wasn't very Live Laugh Love of you, was it?" -Lynda, judging you for committing the sin of harshing her vibe
"I am morally obligated to take werewolf drugs" - Lynda, on the Path of Ecstasy
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| Player | Jacqui Albin |
|---|---|
| Pronouns | She/they |
| MES # | US2018050053 |
| Domain | CT-001-D |
| Storyteller | Wolfgang Fuller (Dst acting Vst) |
